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angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

AQUARIUS: dark water fills your room from an unknown source
PISCES: discomfort brought by floating objects
ARIES: everyday items pretend to be bones
TAURUS: UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN
GEMINI: the moon is swallowed up by string
CANCER: a sudden shift, pavement, gentle clouds
LEO: SWARMS
VIRGO: stinging, fluttering, delirium
LIBRA: the cessation of panic; dark woods
SCORPIO: incessant humming in e flat
SAGITTARIUS: ectoplasm
CAPRICORN: swallowed by snow

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Can we just talk about Bennet and the nun’s faces….?

My husband said it looks like he’s demonically raping her.

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ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

(Source: etchpea, via lifefullofglitter)

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ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

(via 5nobby)

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kind-natured:

✖️

(Source: awwww-cute)

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kind-natured:

✖️

(Source: samstapley)

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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