so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”


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don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

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If I ever murder anyone I’m going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it. Chattiest (via chattiest)

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Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998? Chattiest (via chattiest)

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the-waltz-is-over asked: Hey, so I know that you are getting married and all, but I thought I would send you those colors to let you know that you are a very pretty girl! Your fiance is a very lucky man!

Lol it’s all good. Thank you so much :)

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